For their everlasting assistance and continuing support through thick and thin,
Rod/Sweatpants; Matt Short; Jelden & Yellin Keller; Clem; Charlie; Knitting/Kevin; Wimpfheimer; Lindsey; Katherine; Josh Feicht; Matt 0'Grady; Chris Martinez; Sarah; Level 99 Studios; Noah; Jim & Jane Demarco; J. R.’s sis; Stearns; Toby; Patty P; Holly; Bill & Paula Murch; all of our friends and families; Dan & Anoxia; Bobby & Avenger of Awry & Stab You In The Head And Eat Your Face Off; Mind’s Eye (R.I.P.); Pat Kinkade and his empty Acetylene tanks; Light Is The Language; Forthright; Secundus; Sinister of Destruction; Organizational Behavior In Education (Pizza); Ritalin; Lysurgery; Drew & Suiciety; Eric Johnson; Command Presence; Flatlined; Rusty & Torn Asunder; Elliot; Lee; JD; Leno; Roger; Prince; Mike Matta; Dave Martin; Bobby Hunt; Joe Chapman; Drew; Chris Klein; Nate Bates; Dan & Dean Rocha; Travis; Dan Ortiz, Nick Robinson, & Co.; PIZZA; Wes & Jon Smith (Geomancer); Eric Kendall; Kenny Bean; Jim Nigrelli; Mike Linder; Eric Campagna; The Lamb Bombs; everyone who’s filled for us; Chris Spiers; Matt Gouette; Makula; Scott Chestnut; Tibbetts; Erin; Rayne; Eric Thavenet; Thicker; Steve Grimmett and Grim Reaper; Helloween; Metal Church; Iron Maiden; Manowar; Judas Priest; Sepultura; Cannibal Corpse; Slayer; Les Claypool and Primus; Opeth; Dead Kennedys; Megadeth; Pantera; Chuck Schuldiner and Death (R.I.P.); Devo; Napalm Death; Suicidal Tendencies; Guns ’N’ Roses; Led Zeppelin; State of Fear; Gorilla Biscuits; Metallica; Twisted Sister; The Misfits; George Thorogood; Jethro Tull; Van Halen; AC/DC; Ted Nugent; Creedence; Minor Threat; Black Sabbath; Motorhead; ZZ Top; Skin tights; White hi-tops Reeboks; NASA; Betsy’s thigh rash; Hoss; Murray & Huffy Bicycles; WWFing bikes and units; Marlboro kids and men; Butter Bandits; The Hippo; “See you in Hell;” Afros; Oort; Troll; Cheesy Movie Night; Nasa’s; Falling Down; Rocket Ships; The once fine establishment known as the German Club; Star Wars; Gas; Willow; Midgets & Dwarfs the world over; Mr. T; Hulk Hogan; Stone Cold Phillips; bowl-cuts; penis cuts; mullets; Vanilla Ice; Run DMC; Biz; Digital Underground; Michael Jackson; The Crocodile Hunter; Muddy Waters; Sook; Fud; Rit; Dell; Amber; Tony Brown; J.T.; Bekah and the Kepples; Megan; Miss Just; Neck Man; Ashley; George Lucas; Robbie Sullivan; Gallagher; Bam Margera & Bran; Josh Mori; Nick, Marc, Ryan and those kids; Buster (R.I.P.); Frank Cruz; Shitty/Brotha Bry; Pete Manzi; Uncle Twisty; Charles Bronson; Wonder Years; Billy Idol; The Goonies; Popeye; R & R Truckstop; Dallas Ross from Dallas Texas; Jewitt City Flea Market; Devil’s Road; Tony Bennett; Stank Ho; Oort Clouds; Scrabble; Risk; Pictionary; Headbanger’s Ball; “Aahhh, your no good!;” Zont & Zonti; Chess Club; Mark Summers, Harvey, and Double Dare; Wild and Crazy Kids; Harley Davidson; Marlboro; Andre the Giant; E.J.L.; Matt Short’s Dad; Bruce & Matt Shippee; Kenny Carr; Todd Harris, Sully, Pevis, Gary the Marlboro, Jim Halloway, Brian O’Hanilan, Noah Kaeser; Brennauer; P.F.; Stinky Tony; Bobby Budnick; The Cherry Queen; Trotta and his sage advice; Tony Danza; Chewy and his burgers; Chris Deane; Tom Ladowic; Mr. Green; Brian Falvey; Emmet; anyone who got us shows; anyone who
went to our shows; anyone who needs to be thanked; and anyone we could have possibly forgotten!
